According to Urban Dictionary, what does your name mean?

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Look up your names (first middle and last, or you can just use your username if you wish).

Post the meanings here. Some are funny, some are tragic, some are ridiculous.

I will go first, I don't care if you know my name

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Paul
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.

Alan
A beast
Alan is a beast

Francis
Francis is a very attractive male, usually of Italian descent, but does not flaunt his nationality to attract females. Rather he shows his unsurpassed sporting and academic ability, and may remove his shirt from time to time to seal the deal.
Jill: So, have you seen Francis today?
Jane: Oh my golly who hasn't? He is just so damn attractive.
Jill: I heard he removed his shirt last week?
Jane: Yeah 7 girls who were there were taken to hospital with over-horny-itis, almost instantly.

Kelly
second most common irish surname ever
his last names kelly he must be irish